first post, omg i'm so excited!

its a widely known fact, that i just made up, that 99.9% of all internet traffic is directly related to porn searches, or from people mistakenly clicking on links that they thought would lead them to porn. in an attempt to capitalize on this i've created this blog and cleverly inserted porn into the title. i'm a marketing genius. soon my wit will be entertaining millions of would be masterbators. sweet.